There’s a higher power working for these guys, and that’s not even a joke: David Fleming’s ESPN The Magazine feature about Jon Kitna contained the follow nugget: “Since [Kitna] signed a four-year, $11.5 million deal in March 2006, about 20 Lions have given their lives to Christ.”
I thought that number seemed startlingly high, but just to make sure, I called my buddy House to see how many guesses he would make before he reached “20.” He started out by guessing three, then five, then seven. Then he yelled, “You’re lying!” Then he made four more guesses before getting to “15″ and giving up. When I told him the answer, he screamed, “Whaaaaaat??? Jon Kitna needs to be stopped!” I thought that was funny, especially because House was drinking a beer in a bar when I called him to play the game. (He’s definitely headed to hell, and not just because he’s naming his fantasy hoops team “TRUCK PARTY” after one of the N.Y. Post headlines about the Marbury/Knicks intern sexual escapade.) But clearly, SOMETHING is going on with the Lions here, right? Twenty teammates???? Don’t we need more information about this? Did any beat writers convert? What about ball boys and trainers? It’s the single most fascinating story of the 2007 season other than Moss’ comeback and Turner and Cottrell slowly turning Tomlinson into a serial killer.
Ok, so take the 53 players an NFL team can have. Kitna is already a Christian, so that makes it 52. Even if you consider the odds that 52 of his teammates would actually be non-Christians, that still means he’s converted roughly 38% of the non-Christians over to being a Christian. Let’s just all assume they mean more than just players when they are talking about “Lions.” Side note, I as a Christian find this great, interesting, and a number of other things, but you have to partly wonder how much is based on the Lions winning and how authentic this mass conversion really is. I’m not saying those in question aren’t genuine in their conversion because I simply don’t know. There just happens to be far far too many examples of short term mass conversions that later on very little ever comes out of it.
One point The Sports Guy didn’t bring up. Kitna used to play for the Bengals and the team has been widely known for it’s run-ins with the law. This of course basically happened after Kitna left. While Kitna was there even after handing off the QB reigns to Palmer, the Bengals have been a sexy pick as to going down the path to the Super Bowl. Once Kitna left, the team has largely regressed from where they were.